What Grand Theft Auto IV is REALLY Lacking

I don't really have a complaint about the game (well, there are a few ... but I don't really care too much.) but on a logical standpoint this just drives me crazy.

As you progress through the game, your available safe houses become fancier and cushier than the previous, and this is all swell and all ... but shouldn't you be able to do something else in your home besides go to sleep, change your clothes, watch tv, and user the internet? Like ... USE YOUR EXPENSIVE, STATE OF THE ART KITCHEN TO COOK UP SOME FRIGGIN' BACON AND EGGS?!?!

Ugh ... who's with me on this one? It really irks me!